Weird Being Same Age as Old People Headscratcher Plush Blanket
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Cozy up to your defiance against the date on your birth certificate.
You don't need to do math to figure how old you feel. Age is just a number, and youth is a state of mind. This plush blanket is perfect for the seasoned citizen determined to keep the old person out...and the cold.
FEATURES:
- All over printing design (front-side only)
- 100% polyester, medium heavy-weight fabric that’s soft to the touch
- Durable synthetic fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly
- Double needle topstitch on all seams
Materials
🧸 Plush quick-drying and shape-retaining polyester
🧵 Double needle topstitching
Shipping & Returns
🚚 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
- FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75. Flat rate, if not.
- Allow 1-2 days to process the order.
- Allow 2-7 days for delivery after processing.
- Damage, defects, and shipping errors are eligible for refund.
- See our Shipping Policy or Return Policy for more details.
Dimensions
📏30”x40”, 50”x60”, and 60”x80”
Care Instructions
❌ Do not dry clean. Do not bleach. Do not iron
💦 Machine wash cold or handwash.
🌬️ Tumble dry on low heat.





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