True Certified Gen Xer Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Funny Tee

Wear your childhood trauma like a badge of honor.

Remind the world that you braved an era before bike helmets, cell phones, and streaming service. This comfortable and funny tee with front and back designs tells the world you eat childhood trauma for breakfast.

FEATURES:

• Unisex soft-style t-shirt with crew neckline
• 100% lightweight ring-spun, ethically grown & harvested US cotton.
• Heather, sport grey and antique options feature cotton/polyester blends
• The shoulders are designed with twill tape for improved durability
• The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage
• No side seams.