Generation X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Funny Tote Bag
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A tote that tells the world you've got a lot of baggage from your past.
Remember when you road bikes without helmets, persevered rotary dials, and survived for hours locked out of your house on hose water and neglect? This vibrant tote is a perfect conversation starter about how you wrote the book on childhood survival skills.
FEATURES:
- Design on front and back
- Available in 3 sizes
- 100% polyester body, highly durable medium-weight fabric for everyday use.
- Double-stitched seams
- Non-woven laminate inside
- Various color, cotton handles with reinforced stitching
- Boxed corners
Materials
👜 100% durable polyester body, medium-weight fabric
🧵 Reinforced stitching on the handles
📦 Boxed corners for extra space
Shipping & Returns
🚚 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
- FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75. Flat rate, if not.
- Allow 1-2 days to process the order.
- Allow 2-7 days for delivery after processing.
- Damage, defects, and shipping errors are eligible for refund.
- See our Shipping Policy or Return Policy for more details.
Dimensions
📏13”x13”, 16”x16”, and 18”x18”
Care Instructions
🧼 Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
🪥Use terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush.
🌬️ Let the bag air dry




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