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Generation X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Funny Blanket

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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Size: 30" × 40"

Did you just get a chill up your spine thinking about growing up in 70s and 80s?

Not to worry. This playful, plush blanket will warm your heart as you remember bike rides without helmets, rotary phones, and hours locked out of your house, surviving only on hose water and neglect. A perfect conversation starter on cold nights about how you wrote the book on childhood survival skills.

FEATURES:

  • All over printing design (front-side only)
  • 100% polyester, medium heavy-weight fabric that’s soft to the touch
  • Durable synthetic fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly
  • Double needle topstitch on all seams

Materials

🧸 Plush quick-drying and shape-retaining polyester
🧵 Double needle topstitching

Shipping & Returns

🚚 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
- FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75. Flat rate, if not.
- Allow 1-2 days to process the order.
- Allow 2-7 days for delivery after processing.
- Damage, defects, and shipping errors are eligible for refund.
- See our Shipping Policy or Return Policy for more details.

Dimensions

📏30”x40”, 50”x60”, and 60”x80”

Care Instructions

❌ Do not dry clean. Do not bleach. Do not iron
💦 Machine wash cold or handwash.
🌬️ Tumble dry on low heat.

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