Generation X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Funny 80s Tee
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Wear your childhood like a badge of honor.
Reminisce about the era when you braved bike rides without helmets, rotary dials with perseverance, and hours locked out of your house because your mom wouldn't let back in until dark. This stylish and comfortable tee is sure to be a conversation starter. You're telling the world you eat childhood trauma for breakfast.
FEATURES:
- Unisex soft-style t-shirt with crew neckline
- 100% lightweight ring-spun, ethically grown & harvested US cotton.
- Heather, sport grey and antique options feature cotton/polyester blends
- The shoulders are designed with twill tape for improved durability
- The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage
- No side seams.
Materials
👕 Premium quality: super soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% airlume combed cotton
📏 True-to-size & pre-shrunk
Shipping & Returns
🚚 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
- FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75. Flat rate, if not.
- Allow 1-2 days to process the order.
- Allow 2-7 days for delivery after processing.
- Damage, defects, and shipping errors are eligible for refund.
- See our Shipping Policy or Return Policy for more details.
Dimensions
👕 XS to 5XL. Refer to our Sizing Chart.
Care Instructions
💦 Wash in cold water inside out and tumble dry on low heat









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