Gen X Raised on Hose Water Neglect Embroidery Snapback Cap
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Wear your childhood trauma like a crown of honor.
Remember when you road bikes without helmets, persevered rotary dials, and survived for hours locked out of your house on hose water and neglect? This comfortable and funny cap tells the world you wrote the book on childhood survival skills.
FEATURES:
- High-quality embroidery with up to six vibrant thread colors
- Classic 6-panel construction with a mid-profile fit and structured shape that keeps its form
- Pre-curved visor with matching underbill for a polished look
- Durable cotton-poly blend: 60% cotton, 40% polyester
- Breathable polyester mesh back for comfort and ventilation
- Soft cotton sweatband to keep you cool and dry
Materials
🧵 60% cotton, 40% polyester
🧢 Adjustable plastic snap closure to fit any head size
🪡 Cotton-poly or polyester mesh fabric
😰 Cotton sweatband to keep wearer cool and dry
Shipping & Returns
🚚 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
- FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75. Flat rate, if not.
- Allow 1-2 days to process the order.
- Allow 2-7 days for delivery after processing.
- Damage, defects, and shipping errors are eligible for refund.
- See our Shipping Policy or Return Policy for more details.
Dimensions
📏 One size (circumference 55.00 to 60.00 cm)
Care Instructions
💧 Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots
🪥 For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush









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