Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body T-shirt
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When your mind is sharper than your body.
Can't seem to get that beach body figure you've dreamed of? With this funny graphic tee there may be some hope yet. Let the world know that you're perfect no matter what size you come in.
Materials
👕 Premium quality: super soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% airlume combed cotton
📏 True-to-size & pre-shrunk
Shipping & Returns
🚚 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
- FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75. Flat rate, if not.
- Allow 1-2 days to process the order.
- Allow 2-7 days for delivery after processing.
- Damage, defects, and shipping errors are eligible for refund.
- See our Shipping Policy or Return Policy for more details.
Dimensions
👕 XS to 5XL. Refer to our Sizing Chart.
Care Instructions
💦 Wash in cold water inside out and tumble dry on low heat






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